Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Operation Purity has been aborted
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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