how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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