I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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