? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
NoShamevember. You game?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize