Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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