id be glad to
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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