is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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