i think my tv is drunk
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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