I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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