I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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