It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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