So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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