wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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