He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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