Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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