honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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