Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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