If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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