no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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