it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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