:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
A bitchslap is in order.
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