i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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