Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Your shirt... Was in my pants
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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