the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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