Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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