i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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