I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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