In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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