i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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