Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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