He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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