you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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