i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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