i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's rum buckets o'clock
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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