he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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