with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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