So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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