come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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