8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
be right there i have to get my cape
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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