Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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