Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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