some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I will be naked everywhere
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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