party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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