Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I think I just sharted jello shots
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