well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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