he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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