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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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