I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Randomize
