it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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