Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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