I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
