I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
she pinky promised me she was 18
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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