Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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