glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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